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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(Source: thehootcahoot)

(Source: tot-geliebt)

work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

(Source: youngbrokenalive)

(Source: feellng)